It’s been a while since I’ve been here for some reason or other; the reason or other doesn’t matter much other than it’s taken me a bit of time to get back here.
And I’m not going to explain it now – unless I already have – which I haven’t.
But our world has changed a little since then…the LHC still hasn’t created a black hole in Switzerland, or France, yet it hasn’t demonstrated anything other than a group of physicists in Italy who say the LHC is spewing neutrinos which do what neutrinos can’t do – that being neutrinos travel faster than light. The accepted model is that nothing travels faster than light and neutrinos measured from supernovae have exhibited the energy pattern which supports the “universal speed limit”. And I could whitter on about this if I had a doctorate in theoretical physics, but I don’t.
My best friend does and we don’t talk about it much, because frankly, he knows better than to listen to the warp drive postulations of the layperson – or at least I hope he does!
But never mind all that…the world has become envigorated, if not engorged with newspeak since I last was here – in particular: NewManagementese:
Going Forward:
“Being an indemnity in general against any failure, oversight, or incapacity, or any failure, omission, lassitude, indifference, general indisposition to, and or towards rank and file, colleague or asset at large (i) , from this point forward; any action and or, responsibility regarding the above, by and behalf of the board, or senior, or general management will be redistributed to said asset at large. (See (i))
Asset:
See (i)
Colleague:
See “Asset”
Liability:
See “Going Forward” & “Asset”
Austerity:
“Laying off anyone of real worth: reinforced with the active encouragement of those who are left, to fight to the death, backstab each other (on their old wage) and prove why they are the equal to those who have been laid off !
Corporate Liability:
“The path of least resistance.”
The Path Of Least Resistance:
“Any person retained upon the basis of austerity”
Corporate Manslaughter:
“Any one of the above (assuming nobody clever enough is left!”)
Plausible Deniability:
“All of the above!”
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